BEHOLD, THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED PIECE OF ARCHITECTURE...
THE EPITOME OF BALANCED GAMING... THE EMBODIMENT OF FAIRNESS AND MODERATION... THE INQUISITION BUNKER...
BEHOLD, FOR ONLY IT IS CAPABLE OF DEVASTATING OVER 50,000+ REQ WORTH OF TAU FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 500 REQUISITION. FOR LO! IT IS BUILT FAST ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE FIRES OF COMBAT CAN SCARCE SLOW DOWN ITS GLORIOUS CONSTRUCTION... IT IS TRULY A GIFT FROM THE GOD EMPEROR!!!
PRAISE THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
PRAISE BE TO THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
FOR TRULY THE GOD-BUNKER PROTECTS...
Yes. Hail the bunker. Honor it. I was with my elite strike force. My greatest army yet. It was skilled, prepared, unbeatable... or so I thought.
After setting the territory and preparing my advance. I saw something in the distance.
A white box with golden decorations. Surely it had skulls on it. Typical religious humans.
I thought it was another pitiful defense post. One of the two are correct.
When we attacked their front line, we saw no prepared units. Just Grey Knights staring from behind their metal boxes.
We charged. and my troops never saw the light of day again
I saw so much death that day. So many lives pointlessly wasted.
So much materials lost.
So much fire.
The seemingly indestructible buildings were able to destroy the barracuda squad without even shooting. They looked like phoenixes.
When the battle was over, SUPREME GRAND INQUISITOR LORD walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder.
"Let me tell you something. Something about the GOD-BUNKER"
Never have I been so enlightened.
I have served the Greater Good for over 50 years.
It was for naught.
For there is no good greater than the bunker.
PRAISE THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
PRAISE BE TO THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
FOR TRULY THE GOD-BUNKER PROTECTS...
Do you see this. Do. You. See. This.
This is my first legit round playing as the inquisition. All I had to do was create a chain of bunkers.
Cheap.
Fast.
Defensive.
Powerful.
God-Bunkers.
They were so overpowered that my opponent quit to stare at my glorious screen of flaming death. (the literal add-on btw)
I had so much requisition that I could spam those grey knights that I didn't even use.
This is the power of the bunker.
PRAISE THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
PRAISE BE TO THE GOD-BUNKER!!!
FOR TRULY THE GOD-BUNKER PROTECTS...